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F*cking History: 111 Lessons You Should Have Learned in SchoolHistory that doesn't suck: Smart, crude, and hilariously relevant to modern life. Those who don't know history are doomed to repeat it. Too bad it's usually boring as sh*t. Enter The Captain, the ultimate storyteller who brings history to life (and to your life) in this hilarious, intelligent, brutally honest, and crude compendium to events that happened before any of us were born. The entries in this compulsively readable book bridge past and present
History that doesn't suck: Smart, crude, and hilariously relevant to modern life. Those who don't know history are doomed to repeat it. Too bad it's usually boring as sh*t. Enter The Captain, the ultimate storyteller who brings history to life (and to your life) in this hilarious, intelligent, brutally honest, and crude compendium to events that happened before any of us were born. The entries in this compulsively readable book bridge past and present with topics like getting ghosted, handling haters, and why dog owners rule (sorry, cat people). Along the way you'll get a glimpse of Edith Wharton's sex life, dating rituals in Ancient Greece, catfishing in 500 BC, medieval flirting techniques, and squad goals from Catherine the Great. You'll learn why losing yourself in a relationship will make you crazy--like Joanna of Castile, who went from accomplished badass to Joanna the Mad after obsessing over a guy known as Philip the Handsome. You'll discover how Resting Bitch Face has been embraced throughout history (so wear it proudly). And you'll see why it's never a good idea to f*ck with powerful women--from pirate queens to diehard suffragettes to Cleo-f*cking-patra. People in the past were just like us--so learn from life's losers and emulate the badasses. The Captain shows you how.Binding Type: Paperback
Publisher: Tarcherperigee
Published: 08/11/2020
ISBN: 9780593189412
Pages: 240
Weight: 0.83lbs
Size: 7.40h x 7.50w x 0.70d
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Too loose
Size: Large, Color: Brown
The size ran too big/loose. For example, it you tend to wear Large, order a Medium for this instead.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 8, 2026
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great value
Size: Small, Color: Dark Blue
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Reviewed in the United States on February 14, 2026
★★★★★ 1
Construction is quite inferior and it stays badly wrinkled
Size: X-Large, Color: Dark Blue
Inferior construction. The mock turtle neck did not stay up but folded over.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 4, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Mock shirt for everyday wear.
Color: Gray Green, Lotus Pink, Sky Blue, Size: X-Large
Love how soft the fabric is and wears very well. Very happy with purchase and have bought other colors as well.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 22, 2026
★★★★★ 3
Amazon brand looks bad
Color: White, Light Gray, Black, Size: X-Large
II think the quality is poor the fabric is thin and the moc collar won't stand up
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Reviewed in the United States on July 20, 2025