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Swamp Monster Scaly Silicone personal massager * – Rechargeable, Discreet, Intimate Wellness Accessory – Quiet, Rechargeable, Waterproof, Couples & Solo Use, Discreet Intimate Wellness AccessoryDive deep into new fantasies with this Swamp Monster personal massager from Creature Cocks! Its mysterious shaft is textured with tiny bumps and scaly ridges. The long shaft has a gentle curve to it for your penetrative pleasure and a soft pink head that blossoms like a bud at the end of a green stem. At the base is a wide, flat plateau that you can ride and two, shiny, black glass orbs that seem to stare up into your depths as you ride it! Is it face
Dive deep into new fantasies with this Swamp Monster personal massager from Creature Cocks! Its mysterious shaft is textured with tiny bumps and scaly ridges. The long shaft has a gentle curve to it for your penetrative pleasure and a soft pink head that blossoms like a bud at the end of a green stem. At the base is a wide, flat plateau that you can ride and two, shiny, black glass orbs that seem to stare up into your depths as you ride it! Is it face or phallus? That's up to you to decide as you enjoy the sweet and silky smoothness of premium silicone as you plunge it deeper into your own wet and mossy swamplands. Completely phthalate-free, it is body-safe to use with water-based lubricants. The base is also compatible with a strapon harness for those of you who want to share in the fantasy and get pegged! Or ride solo; the strong, suction cup base lets you enjoy it hands-free! After play is over, wash the personal massager with warm water and soap and use a novelty item cleaner to spray clean. Wipe dry and store in a cool, dark place out of direct sunlight.On a hot and balmy day, you've decided to explore more on this surprise vacation to the Everglades. Fanning yourself, the heat is as heavy as a blanket and you seek some shade in the late afternoon. For miles the winding, wet swamplands stretch out and you sit at the edge of it on the moist earth under a tree. The sun hangs low in the sky, yet it's still warm, so you strip down and wade into the water. The cool water freshens and cools you. You feel so relaxed you lose track of time. Suddenly there's a moment in the water and as you look around, you see the two glassy, black eyes of something watching you. Your breath catches in your throat, fight or flight activated, yet you stay perfectly still. As you finally turn to start moving out of the water, a scaly, wet hand grabs your thigh. You freeze, terrified, but your terror turns to confusion and arousal as the hand begins to slide up between your thighs and stimulate you! As you look down, you see the pink tipped, scaly, green rod begin to emerge from the water. It surfaces, twitching, firm and excited; two glassy black eyes look up at you and the hands pull you down over the shaft. It parts you and you find yourself being moved up and down and it feels so good that it surprises you. Your moans are barely heard over the wild waters, and you begin to feel hot for an entirely different reason! As you reach climax, the monster releases you, thick, white slime trailing between your thighs. You walk out of the water and to the shore again, only the Everglades knowing your mysterious secret.
Measurements: Overall length: 9.4 inches. Insertable length: 7 inches. Narrowest insertable diameter: 1.4 inches. Widest insertable diameter: 2 inches.
Materials: Silicone, glass
Color: Green
Note: Do not use with any silicone products; use only with water-based lubricants for best results.
Key Features:
Fantasy personal massager: The long, scaly, ribbed shaft of this curved Creature male is for those who like the deep, wet swamplands of fairytale and lore. With its pink head, wide, flat base and glass eyes you'll be indulging in wild fantasies only few have known!
Suction Cup Base: Enjoy the wide, suction cup base of this personal massager. Simply press firmly on any flat surface and enjoy riding it hands-free!
Harness Compatible: The wide, flanged base is compatible with most wearable massager harnesses so you or a partner can wear the personal massager and bring the fantasy fully to life!
Premium Silicone: Made of body-safe, phthalate-free, premium silicone.
Discover discreet, personal wellness accessories designed for comfort and relaxation. Perfect for couples or solo use.
Experience discreet, premium-quality personal wellness designed for comfort and relaxation. Perfect for couples or solo use. This quiet, rechargeable massager is waterproof and easy to clean. Enhance your intimate wellness routine with confidence and privacy.
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★★★★★ 4
So far a great printer
So far a great printer. Was a little worried after reading a lot of the reviews. However I was tired of ink cartridges and wanted to give the tank a shot. Heck I have 30 days to try it out with Amazon returns , so why not.
Setup only took a couple minutes. Simple to read instructions, online setup guides made it quick and easy.
Filling the ink tanks was painless.
Installing printer heads was easy. Although was a little worried as it took a little more force the. Expecting to close the cover. Was afraid I was going to brake it.
Zero problems connecting to internet.
Did a test fax and worked great!
Did a test scan with zero issues!
Printed several test pages from cell phone and computer with zero issues.
Print quality was great even with testing on plain printer paper.
Only negative I have is the power cable does not connect securely and can easily come loose causing power to disconnect. Which is my reason for 4 stars as I can see how this might become an issue
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Reviewed in the United States on April 5, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Very Happy with My New Printer - Features Important to You are Worth the Cost
My HP Photosmart 7520 purchased in Dec 2014 finally died. It was inexpensive, but was a faithful servant! I could not resolve a new "printhead not detected" error and although I may still be able to fix, I thought it time to replace. I grew tired of the print cartridge change outs. I just spent a day using this new (my third HP) printer and all is well. I like everything about it. Ease of set up, the paper tray, document feeder, the look/design, and especially the ink. The ink will last a long time given my use and replacements will not be $$. I even like the panel light which duration can be user selected. I could have spent less, but the additional features are worth the cost to me. The set up via my MacBook was easy. Yes, I could have done this with my phone, but I enjoy using my Mac. Registration was seamless. I did have a hiccup. Initially color printing was not available from my Mac OS. HP test pages were fine, but no color via any apps using my Mac OS. I Googled the issue and within 2 minutes I found that a reinstall of the Mac driver from the HP site was needed. That took another 2 minutes and color options appeared in the print settings! Strange, I know, and I don't care why ... just glad that a fix was that easy. So, I examined Canon, Brother, and all the HP models, chose this one and glad I did. I have been messing with this tech since the late '80s and I like how HP has evolved its printers. My laser printer experience was limited to the workplace ... I am an inkjet guy at home so I limited my search to that format. I don't think you will be disappointed. Purchased via Amazon. Delivery within 2 days.
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Reviewed in the United States on December 24, 2025
★★★★★ 3
good and bad
Good: The ink tank concept is brilliant. It was insanely easy and mess-free to install the print heads and fill the ink tanks. The control panel is elegant and nicely integrated into the printer. The whole thing was relatively easy to set up. The print quality was fine.
Bad: The first printer I received was covered in ink because apparently the black ink exploded in transit. The replacement printer came barely in time. I tried to print Microsoft Word labels from the HP app, and wasted a lot of labels because it refused to format correctly. Then I had trouble printing in color from Microsoft (but at least the formatting matched the labels). After an update, I was able to print labels in color, BUT had to do one sheet at a time because they kept jamming (set at specialty paper glossy since they were glossy labels) -- again wasted a lot of labels. AND it took FOREVER to print one sheet of labels in color, even when there was barely any color. After it jammed, the color on the labels changed and took several sheets to return to the original colors. I donʻt know yet if the print heads were actually damaged, but it seemed to recover eventually
If you want to print a lot of labels in color in a reasonable amount of time without having to feed one sheet at a time, this is not the printer for you. If you mostly print black & white on regular paper, and only occasionally need color, then maybe it will work for you. I havenʻt tried scanning. Again, the ink tank concept is a game changer, but this printer is far from perfect.
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Reviewed in the United States on August 9, 2025
★★★★★ 5
Impressive multi-functional home printer, A++ touch screen
Note: I've used this printer for almost a month so far.
I was very impressed with the unboxing experience of this HP Smart Tank 7600 printer. I had no trouble lifting the printer out of the box, because they actually put it inside a plastic bag with nice handles! It was easy peasy. Everything was nicely labeled and I followed the instructions from the HP Smart app (both on PC and phone) and went through step by step to set up the printer. HP really knocked the basic setup part out of the park with this one. It's the best instructions I have ever seen.
It was super easy filling the ink tanks with the bottles. I was expecting some leakage and had paper towels ready but nope, not a single drop leaked from it during filling! It takes less than 30 seconds for each bottle to finish filling the printer. Impressive. Setting up WiFi was easy and it immediately updated the printer with the latest firmware. This part did take 5-10 minutes but once it was done, I was able to print immediately.
My favorite feature is the matte surface touch screen. It is bright, responsive, and very intuitive to use. Advanced Features: Since this printer had a lot of advanced features, I tried them out. First, I set up the scan to email feature. This took a while to figure out, with the assistance of online help, I was able to configure Gmail's SMTP server to send out printer scans to other emails. This was complicated to use another SMTP server but not the fault of HP. Next, I set up the device to scan to my NAS drive. I had a slight hiccup because I had to fix my NAS account to allow write permission before it started working. Lastly, I discovered it to be faster to enter email contacts through the HP Smart app address book instead of trying to enter them via the printer's touch screen.
The printer itself prints very fast in both color and black and white. While it doesn't quite match the print quality of color laser printers, it's still very impressive for an ink jet printer. Just the fact that the large amount of ink in the tanks versus traditional cartridges or toners will be huge savings for me. The scanning features will make this a lot more useful so I don't need to get another separate scanner. Overall, I really like this printer and it will be my primary family printer from now on.
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Reviewed in the United States on January 16, 2024
★★★★★ 5
Amazing Gaming Experience with PlayStation 5
Style: PS5 Disc, Configuration: Console only, Style: PS5 Disc, Configuration: Console only
Amazing Gaming Experience with PlayStation 5
“The PlayStation 5 delivers an incredible gaming experience. The graphics are stunning, loading times are extremely fast, and the performance is smooth even with heavy games. The controller feels very comfortable and adds more immersion with its haptic feedback. It’s perfect for both casual and serious gamers. Overall, it’s a next-level console that truly makes gaming more enjoyable. Highly recommended!”
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Reviewed in the United States on April 13, 2026
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